By popular request: When a man loves a woman

michael-boltonFolks, as I was enjoying Michael Bolton’s “When a Man Loves a Woman” last night, I akufo-addo1wondered about the opposite, I mean “When a Woman Loves a Man”. Fortunately for me, I chanced on Ama Gyimaa’s letter to her boyfriend which I believe my good friend Samuel Nugent intercepted and posted on some social media platforms. Please read on:

D/A JHS
Box 162
Mampong

Hello Sweet boy,

My heart is beat kumkum, kumkum for your beautiful love as am write this massage to you. I like the things you do me at secret places. You make me see that the world is sweet also.

If your love is crime then I be policeman to catch it to my heart prison because it is not ordinarily love. But the things Iam freightend always is that many girls are want you. They do things to jealousy me.

You saw that many men are wanting me but am minding you only. So promise me that the devils will not win you from me, because I gived all my heart for you. Remember our enjoy times always.

I love you more than the all the sands in the beach. Forget me not or else you will be what a shock soon.

Your only girl lover,

Ama Gyimaa.

Friends, wait a minute and let me play Michael Bolton’s “When a man loves a woman” and compare it with Ama Gyimaa’s letter:

When a man loves a woman
Can’t keep his mind on nothin’ else
He’d trade the world
For a good thing he’s found
If she is bad, he can’t see it
She can do no wrong
Turn his back on his best friend
If he puts her down

When a man loves a woman
Spend his very last dime
Trying to hold on to what he needs
He’d give up all his comforts
And sleep out in the rain
If she said that’s the way
It ought to be

When a man loves a woman
I give you everything I got (yeah)
Trying to hold on
To your precious love
Baby please don’t treat me bad

When a man loves a woman
Deep down in his soul
She can bring him such misery
If she is playing him for a fool
He’s the last one to know
Loving eyes can never see

Yes when a man loves a woman
I know exactly how he feels
‘Cause baby, baby, baby
I am a man
When a man loves a woman

Hehehehehe, love matter be serious matter oo. Bolton says that when a man loves a woman, he will give up his comfort and sleep out in the rain, and Ama Gyimaa also says that because of love her heart beats kumkum, kumkum.

Kikikikikikiki, have you heard the interview a strong NPP woman, a lawyer by profession, granted to Amansam FM in the UK? The woman, Dede Djaba claims that Nana Akufo-Addo has in the past been arrested at the Heathrow Airport on drug related offenses, and challenged Nana Addo to deny the allegations. Listen to her, “Nana was my friend (hehehehe, boy or man friend?) I worked for him, believed in him until I got closer and found out what I do know today.”

Eiiii, Dede Djaba, ibi big wahala you want bring oo. Dede, to borrow Ama Gyimaa’s words, did Nana also do things to you at secret places? And did your heart beat kumkum, kumkum?

Folks, this is not a joke oo, the woman has threatened to provide evidence if push becomes shove. People should not dare her oo, there is a saying that it is only a woman who knows the father of a child. It’s obvious the woman knows what she is talking about oo, ayooo. According to some NPP insiders, if Madam Dede’s allegations turn out to be true, then the NPP could be forced to find a replacement for Nana Akufo-Addo before the 2016 general elections in Ghana; and to borrow Ama Gyimaa’s words again, Madam Djaba seems to be saying, “Nana, if you dare me, you will be what a shock soon.”

Oh Nana, is this your destiny or what? You seem to be closer to the presidency, and yet too far.” I don’t want to believe that some things are for JOHNS only.

That notwithstanding, Madam Djaba, I want to plead with you to spare Nana, and as Ama Gyimaa would put it, remember your enjoy times with him Always.

 

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